Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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