Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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