my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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