I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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