I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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