D3 body, D1 cock
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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