This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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