Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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