Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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