I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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