love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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