Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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