Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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