This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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