I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
You don't make any sense
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She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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