i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My feet surprised me
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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