I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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