i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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