Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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