I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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