apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
