I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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