Buhtt sex?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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