try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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