ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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