someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
They have beer where we have blood.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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