i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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