Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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