does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
where does the pee come out of this thing
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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