ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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