Walk of Shame. In a state park.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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