remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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