Its about making memories worth repressing
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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