i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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