Duck Duck Cougar?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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