she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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