I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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