There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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