I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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