Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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