You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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