She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Green mimosas i think yes
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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