So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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