the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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