I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I just googled if crying burns calories
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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