this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
