And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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