i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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