I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
