Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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