Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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