Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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