how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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