Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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