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(207): View more from Maine

it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.

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(917): View more from New York City

Sober January is a disaster.

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(512): View more from Texas

Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv

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we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina

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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.

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(813): View more from Florida

The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser

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(256): View more from Alabama

Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016

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