Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.

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(618): View more from Illinois

i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?

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(703): View more from Virginia

then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"

(773): View more from Illinois

I forgot about that,good spring break.

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(347): View more from New York

He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine

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(909): View more from California

So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face

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(504): View more from Louisiana

My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.

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