nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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