You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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