ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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